Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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