i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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