We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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