On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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