new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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