hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I wear drunk well.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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