i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
tonight lets celebrate not being married
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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