The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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