Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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