I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So much rum. So many feels.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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