Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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