my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Life is so much better after having sex.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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