Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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