I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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