Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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