That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
