didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
