I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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