Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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