My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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