I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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