idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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