she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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