So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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