dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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