There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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