scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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