Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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