I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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