Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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