I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just wanna soil my oats bro
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
