i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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