Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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