if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You work out of a Hotel?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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