Porn is love you can see.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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