I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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