just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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