Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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