CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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