How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Randomize
