How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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