can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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