I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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