that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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