If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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