There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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