Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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