i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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