So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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