There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
