whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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