Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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