I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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