HIV tests are more positive than that guy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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