He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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