I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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