dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
FUCK WHALES
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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