I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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