your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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