And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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